1. slow work schedule today

    means after cleaning everything I possibly could I tried on all my indecent summer clothing and danced around for the cat. I can barely move in my jorts. both pairs redefine the word “sausage”’. there will be no dropping it low, indefinitely. all these squats and deadlifts are going to make my short shorts look like banana hammocks soon (into it)

    that is all

  2. I thoroughly regret not buying these short shorts

    I thoroughly regret not buying these short shorts

  3. fun with barbells (I hate this rack) (Taken with instagram)

    fun with barbells (I hate this rack) (Taken with instagram)

  4. great look.  I’m excited for fall and sweaters and hot cider with whiskey but I’m really gonna miss short shorts

    great look.  I’m excited for fall and sweaters and hot cider with whiskey but I’m really gonna miss short shorts