1. trainjuice replied to your photo: fuzzball and conehead (Taken with Instagram)

    I thought your finger was one of those super worked out creepy porn star nips and was like O.o

    nope I don’t have nips the size of my big toes. that reminds me of one of the first porn pop up ads I ever saw though when I was a wee lad on the internets. it was for a site about dicknipples, and it is forever burned into my retinas

  2. trainjuice replied to your photo: we built a wall/sand giant’s jawbone (Taken with…

    Ugh as a former national park worker, those giant pits in the sand means some summer intern has to fill it back in later.

    what, it’s a public service, we’re just helping them build character (you can’t tell in the pic but it was really big too)

  3. ursius replied to your photo: wine poached chicken w olives and roasted…

    This looks amazing. How did you make the cauliflower?

    just a simple roasting, salt pepper and olive oil and throw in the oven at 400 for 25-35 min, and toss it w a spatula every now and then. easy

    trainjuice replied to your photo: wine poached chicken w olives and roasted…

    Can I tell you about my mashed cauliflower with boursin? It’s slap a cop good. It makes me happy.

    FEED ME, that sounds divine